@danbarker CUT TO: INT. GOV’T WEB OPERATIONS ROOM. NIGHT. A tumbleweed rolls between desks. JEFF’s tea lies abandoned since 5pm exactly.
@BabsBat Or 69, in cat years.
@iamkeir Mine’s the Bruichladdich. You can have the rest.
#VeryBritishProblems: Being tempted to vote “leave” just so you can say “I told you so” to the idiot next to you in the burnt-out Tesco.
DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE DID NOT #ITVEURef twitter.com/MillieBooLewis…
On to season 2 of Being Human. Worked out what annoys me about George the werewolf: he talks like Travis. The Brian Croucher one. #blakes7
@LaurenRazavi Yes: a 6C dilution of thyme and bile.
@fogus Due to an oddity during decimalisation in 1971, one weensy is 8.2 kiloeensies.
@macaroons @hayles @PCJoePC I’m hoping it was properly English and people actually went to help, while still muttering “bell-end”…
@anna_debenham I think I’ll have to visit just to see if the website’s as Geocities as I’m expecting…
eohiggins Can anyone shed any light on this? I’m massively intrigued…bbc.co.uk/news/resources…
@polly_lop28 Sadly I’d just come from the Cottage, mostly hoping for better beer and shelter without a speed metal backing track :(
@polly_lop28 I just tried that and the damn Pump House was closed for a private function!
douglander Good cop / Bad cop at Prague Castle #Prague #czechrepublic pic.twitter.com/LcLbNmvx8f
@hatsandbikes I am a fan of your very good friend’s not-actually-ivy.
One of my “nearly home” views. pic.twitter.com/y7nHa6ilUP
griffinkate To renew a British passport online, you need to print off a form and post it to them. Someone explain what “online” means again?
The bus is rarely this much fun ;) #bristol pic.twitter.com/m14SRGUtdI
Mistolian #flickr #bristol flic.kr/p/HSKNhG
…the other is checking a clipboard and worrying that they’ve picked up wrong bath. I expect Bernard Cribbins to turn up with a ladder soon.
Two workmen are moving a heavy steel bath along my street. The method: one is noisily walking the bath along the street on his own…
Whatever did happen to someone’s plan for a “Hotwells Deli”? That sign’s been in the window for years :( #bristol pic.twitter.com/5c1t63JQNf
@ToM_BaL Yeah. And that concrete thing that was there before was pretty hefty, too!
Perhaps cynical, but this stuff all over Bristol feels like someone gave Ned Flanders a spray can. #graffitilyootily pic.twitter.com/2ztaDbiLOa
Nice day for a bit of portholing. pic.twitter.com/N8waph7mqk
@Bristolvor Sadly it’s a farcical tragedy rather than a love flick.
Morning pages. pic.twitter.com/O9zeilwzhp
