@danbarker If we leave Europe *right now*, can we leave them out there?
@KevinHeywood1 @salisbury_matt “I’m just popping out for a fag, Phil. Won’t be a tick.” *Selects largest headscarf*
@chubbybannister Hrm. Have you seen this man? pic.twitter.com/LHzzu6ABuO
@chubbybannister We should make a flowchart. First question: is there a shouty man driving around in an Audi Quattro?
Colours. pic.twitter.com/f68KvSWvKM
Can you train a drone to attack wood pigeons? #shutup
@EffBeeee Can you do it on a bank holiday weekend? Gives you an extra day plus the drizzle keeps you cool while you heft stuff around.
@jcieplinski @release_notes Sadly, no. Just interesting that it’s already there under the hood!
@jcieplinski @release_notes I only recently found out that OS X Calendar copes quite well with natural language! pic.twitter.com/QuZxhVx0oZ
speechdebelle My new sounds: Running soundcloud.com/speech-debelle… on #SoundCloud
@parsingphase When mine arrived, I thought, “Well, at least it’s covered with FACT in big red letters to let you know it’s full of lies.”
lesleypaton Take a peek at #scottishstreetparty 😂😂
That feels better. Thanks, @BTPcafes :) pic.twitter.com/g73EM3sxyi
The subtle hint doesn’t seem to be working. pic.twitter.com/hl2teMW3hi
Small but perfectly formed. pic.twitter.com/B1SyoFWI46
loveitloveit Possibly the most British thing to happen this week. Absolutely brilliant. Via @whatKatydidnext manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…
ArenaFlowers When you’re having breakfast then suddenly remember that life is essentially meaningless. pic.twitter.com/Hr3Os32en5