My theory is that the artist who does Twitter’s cutesy fail pages also has (a) an ego, (b) access to the server room, (c) a bag of magnets.
@DangerousMkting Oh, so it was *you* slowing Twitter down this evening, was it?
Oh. *Barbury* Castle.
Off for a walk around Barbara Castle. Apparently. I may have misheard.
@hayles *this* child, however, is showing the correct amount of appreciation. pic.twitter.com/Zpz5ncPW
Nananananananana nanananananana BATMAN! instagr.am/p/jgvGr/