So far, my experiences with Evi match what I remember seeing from Siri when it first launched. pic.twitter.com/Jfk1kidR
@Ninja_lynneja Your secret is safe with… er, a cheap-arse alcoholic, apparently.
@chrismarquardt Find a VHS player. It’s probably a documentary called “Help! I am a prisoner in an Amazon warehouse!”
@chrismarquardt How long ago did you order it? :D
lturrentine 4K of IBM memory found in my grandpa’s pole barn, captured in a 692K photo. #mindblown pic.twitter.com/nUGM5ff8
@Ninja_lynneja Maybe. I am, slightly guiltily, drinking a can of ready-made G&T. £3 for 2 at Co-Op made my decision for me.
@bccore “Merged changes, I think”? I wish there was a “Like” button on bitbucket :D
Mmmmm. That’s better. #g&t
@betty_watson I just wish they’d gone for it for longer. I’d only just got the recording app fired up when they stopped. :)
@ghostfinder @Harkaway I realise these are unlikely to be read, but I enjoy writing them, regardless.
@Harkaway @ghostfinder I have been sending increasingly sarcastic crash reports. Last answer to “what were you doing?”: “Typing some words.”
Just posted a photo @ Sky instagr.am/p/j8k75/
Vintage. instagr.am/p/j8VZ3/
@dietjustice Do a jigsaw. At least you’ll find some corner pieces.
@mnowster That does not need an explanation that beyond, “Well, d’uh! It’s the _Danger Mouse_ theme!”
@MShapland Your police actually put body text in their emails? I’ve only ever seen ours email Word documents called “letterhead.doc” around.
Wow. Loud, screamy sweary couple split-up in the street just outside. That was a lot of emotion.
@hayles @PomegranateEB Aww. Shame!
@mattgemmell You bought travel insurance. Fine. And a plane ticket. Fine. Breakfasted at Heathrow. Fine. OMGZYOUAREINANOTHERCOUNTRYKLAXONZ!
RT @petedrinks: I don’t spend ALL my time drinking beer you know. Sometimes I make it too! petedrinks.com/2012/01/home-b… <— tempting hobby…
@hayles I am a batchpreneur.
Morning, all. I am having a tidy-the-flat, sort-the-recycling, write-to-folks-I’m-feeling-guilty-about-not-writing-to day off work today.
tomroyal The App Store could be immeasurably improved by putting a ‘have you emailed the developer?’ link next to the one star rating option..
I think tomorrow shall be an Official Day Off, so I can catch up on the many non-work things I’ve been letting slip.