@rbrwr Sadly, the way this whatever-the-hell-I’ve-got is going, I’m likely to be tucked up in bed with a Lemsip.
@iamdanw http://www.kintweet.com is the one I’ve tried. Works as well as anything does with that bloody keyboard.
@iamdanw Oooh, yes, there’s a Kindle Twitter thingy. Hang on, I’ll have to find my Kindle to tell you where it is :)
@Caremur Sadly, no. But I think the chilies have helped my sinuses some.
@GettingShirty My nearest place is both, so I can decide when I get there :) #fusionrestaurantonthecheap
@jacrats Huh?
I have put two chilies into this stir-fry. This may be kill-or-cure, lurgy-wise.
@ahnlak It’s a major annoyance as well as being general crap.
@IreneB9 @Jorence Even though we’re only in April, I’m not sure anyone will beat that for “Understatement of the Year”.
@Mouse_House Amen.
On the plus side, when I’m well enough to run again, my shiny new Mizuno Wave Inspire 7’s have arrived :)
@Jorence My instinct was correct. I shouldn’t have asked. How odd.
@Jorence Why Al-Fayed has unveiled a statue of Michael Jackson in Fulham. I don’t even know enough to connect any of these three things…
@Jorence Should I ask why?
What *is* wrong with me? It’s not a cold. I don’t think it’s flu. Maybe I’ve got consumption. #grump #whinge
I would take advice on my problem from @O2, but I’m assuming they’re a 5-year-old until they DM me their credit card details. :)
@codinghorror Based on my reading of many QoS router *manuals*, nobody actually understands how *humans* work.
@hayles I wish I was. I still had hair back then, for starters.
@hayles If *I’m* under eighteen, I believe that makes *you* an embryo.
Bloody @O2. Apparently I’ve exceeded the maximum no. of attempts to use a credit card for age verification. I TRIED *ONCE*. Grrr. #notachild
@meemalee Sadly, my best option at the mo is to hide under my desk.
@meemalee Not really, but thanks for asking :). Have annoying cough and head feels bunged up :(
Sadly, I can’t see it because of @O2’s bloody age verification thingy.
RT: @robmanuel: Even the sex toy companies are using the royal wedding to sell tat: lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=… <— has @hayles seen this?
@benjohnbarnes I thought you might like that one :)
@ahnlak Is it designed for a certain country where people use the handbrake so rarely that they call it the “emergency brake”, I wonder?
@ahnlak With the Saab, I had to put it in reverse…
@benjohnbarnes Was thinking: is it plausible to do an automatic dolly zoom shot using the accelerometer?
@benjohnbarnes Two frames is all there is! That kind of two-frame shot is a Tumblr meta-meme…
@MitchBenn @jennycolgan I say it should become a running gag. “Oh my God! They killed Rory!”
#commutergraphy @ Floating Harbour http://instagr.am/p/C0xs…
So what _is_ a “police cab”? #telephony http://twitpic.com/4gsqaw
@Dan_Christensen I hope you said that straight to camera.
Right. Night all. Sweet dreams!
@xabl @rabidbee @matthew_roach …then it probably ain’t iTunes.
@rabidbee @matthew_roach @xabl It’s to stop me getting so familiar with what’s broken in the current version that I can work around it.
@matthew_roach @xabl See also: charging *more* for the download edition of a product than for shipping a big box to you.
@matthew_roach @xabl They’re a very, very odd company.
@matthew_roach @xabl So all your help comes up upside down? *ducks* *runs*
@xabl I can’t believe a company that can produce something as good as Lightroom can also produce the Photoshop Elements helps system. Weird.
And this time, a link to that GIF of the Victoria Statue on College Green that works properly: http://bit.ly/hQhquo
@xabl @matthew_roach (Seriously though; I feel your pain. iTunes is annoying as hell even on a Mac; on Windows it’s intolerably awkward.)
@xabl @matthew_roach That’s just Uncle Steve’s way of telling you you need a bigger hard drive.
@matthew_roach @xabl Oooommmmm. Allmymoneypadmeohmmmm….