@hayles Hush, child. Or I shall call on all my resources in order to, erm, fall asleep and forget what I was doing. #elderly
I think I may go to bed now. Yes, I know it’s only 8pm. #backmassage #blissedout #knackered
madeupstats 1 in every 400,000 people is a homeopathy practitioner.
(They’re most effective at this concentration, allegedly)
Linguine with smoked salmon and mushrooms coming up… Hopefully. #cooking #firstattempt
@BristolBites @alexjbutcher Did you just invent the “grub crawl”?
@KellySibson Hey! I think I just experimentally measured a parsec! *ducks* *runs*
Someone has just given half the people in the office a copy of the Evening Post, as his girlfriend is obsessively collecting vouchers. Odd.
@BlackDogDays On the plus side, it says on Wikipedia that they eat slugs. If you don’t want him, can I have him for my backyard?
@BlackDogDays Awesome! What kind of snake?
@hayles I have no reply here, I just like saying “sad cheese face.” Sad cheese face! #sadcheeseface
@hayles Stopping now. :( #spoilsport
40_thieves Grabbed a screenshot, just in case: http://yfrog.com/h6yvqhcj That’s made my day that has
@JoMurricane We should see if that result is reproducible in different environments. Send scientific supplies immediately.
dandino66 I’m writing this while listening to my iPod. Am a little worried about stereo typing.
(…because believe me, there’s a few explicit expressions I can think of to describe Oracle right now…) #geek #rant
Dear Oracle, if you can tell that an expression is “not a GROUP BY expression”, why is it so hard for you to tell me *WHICH* expression?
@ahnlak @marklesuk If I’d thought it through I’d have copied the game files from desktop to lappy this morning.
@ahnlak @marklesuk I preloaded it on my desktop over the weekend, but I also tried to preload it on laptop last night; that’s what failed!
@Jorence Yowch. *sympathy*
@marklesuk Sadly the overnight download to my laptop froze and Steam now won’t start. Will have to wait till I get home to play :)
@Jorence What? Goodness, what did I miss?
@ruskin147 I heard he invented Post-It notes, too. And superglue. And oxygen. #timbernerslee
@WilHarris Yay! And I’m reliably informed that there’s cake, too!
acroll Superb handling of a troll by OKCupid. http://bit.ly/eObymd - those guys do sarcasm as well as they do data. (cc @edd)
Ooooh. It looks like my annual bout of computer gaming may be starting soon. http://twitpic.com/4mp4ic
@Kanga_Rue Could it not be the size of a netball ball instead? That would be more ladylike, surely?