@bertpalmer Don’t even joke about it. I still haven’t opened the parcel. But that was Parcelforce, anyway.
@liveindetail I think this may possibly be due to dodgy builders than rarefied Cliftonian ideals :D
@liveindetail If you pull it out (which you easily can) you can see the back of the skirting board that’s *inside* the house.
Subtle, City Link. But I’m actually glad you did that, so it’s okay :) instagr.am/p/LizsAFJC5q/
Balaclava and dots. #bristol instagr.am/p/LixiEbpC4n/
@RamonYouseph Not bad, not great. Workworkwork.
PenguinSix Change your LinkedIn password ASAP after hack. telegraph.co.uk/technology/new…
@SourdoughCafe Might have to check that out in person on Friday :)
@Thehappyfatgirl That’s okay; we just imagine you’re naked all the time, anyway.
@RamonYouseph Er. I think so. Just turn the volume down before you go in!
@RamonYouseph Head for the reference section. More conducive to work.
UnlikelyWorlds “Dull, in sisterhood with Boring:” bit.ly/KOoztu
Don’t think Greek Delight* is the best back-from-holiday office pressie. This icing sugar is going to go everywhere.
*Not Turkish at all.
@andybeebristol I’m imposing my own deadline on this one. Too much other stuff on to have last-minute extensions thrust on me.
Oh! Apparently my last day on this contract is next Friday. Cool. Not four more weeks like I thought :)
@andybeebristol Temporarily not. Middle of an 8-week contract.
Jubilee leftovers. instagr.am/p/LhjZGQJC_G/
Really, #bristol: don’t leave your car illegally parked on Hotwell Road for rush hour. instagr.am/p/LhiIM5pC-y/
Definitely got that “oh, gawd, do I *have* to go back to work?” look on. pic.twitter.com/KWjI27B9
@RamonYouseph Yup.