@theshinythings Chairman and Treasurer. I kid you not. However, I do appear to have rebelled.
@theshinythings Did I mention that my parents met at the Young Conservatives? #truefact
@hayles YES DEAR. *NODS* *BACKS AWAY SLOWLY*
@theshinythings D’oh. Oh, you’re on an iPad. Sorry. It’s a Flash thing. :( Here’s a kitten to say sorry. placekitten.com/g/200/300
And… there it goes. @Oatmeal hits $20,000. Looking forward to the photo :D theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk…
@becskr Just nod while backing away slowly. No sudden moves. It’s what the rest of us do when @hayles has an Extreme Couponing moment.
@theshinythings How about kittens playing Independent Woman? rathergood.com/independent_wo…
Oatmeal FunnyJunk is threatening to file a federal lawsuit against me unless I pay $20,000 in damages is.gd/xyf7YU
@hayles I’m trying as hard as I can. Four more days.
@hayles Bah indeed. I have only had dim sum once, and I would like to try it again…
Pinboard Stoked that I’ll be able to see people’s Twitter and Facebook posts without the filter of them having to type
Chillin’ in Baristas. Again.
@tsunimee True, though. Generally, if you’re British and don’t follow football, rugby or cricket, other men tend to think you’re a bit odd.
@tsunimee Ah, that thing. Had to ask some “real” blokes what was going on with that this morning…
@tsunimee Why? What event will you be tweeting about?
@Phooto Let’s hope they don’t bring in an EU crumb law next year.
I am eating a cookie. I believe I have to disclose this under the new EU cookie legislation.
@ChinaShopBull This is (again) my last week where I’ll be working on Victoria Street, so I’ll be missing them soon, too.
@benjohnbarnes I gave up trying to read an article on [UNDISMISSABLE COOKIE WARNING FROM HELL IN MIDDLE OF PAGE] one mobile site yesterday.
Nipped to @BaristasBristol for a cheeky latte to help me survive the afternoon. #sleepymatt
@benjohnbarnes You’ll be even happier when we have to comply with the rules and you have to do it on your own website, too…
benjohnbarnes I’m so happy that as well as anonymously tracking me for marketing with cookies, I now have to click a pointless warning. #Progress
Throwing some muses.