@petedrinks Got any ginger beer recipes?
@parryphernalia kid wrangling has replaced running somewhat. Run tomorrow, because I can. #workingfromhomerocks

I am being used as a climbing frame. pic.twitter.com/cdzqeZX7
Swindon.
@Thehappyfatgirl *explodes with tentacle-fed desire* #thingsIdidntexpecttosaythismorning
@Thehappyfatgirl Hot.
liveindetail My dream Sunday would be… Sitting in a comfortable leather chair, listening to Tom Baker read excerpts from the Ford Capri Haynes Manual
@stillawake Fridge safe! I need one that I can’t open when I’m pissed.