@hayles I hope your first action is to print a “SAD OLD LABEL PRINTER” label to stick on the old one.
@Thehappyfatgirl I’m not actually that good a cook. Though I’m trying to get better. Don’t tell the massed hordes of girlfriend-applicants!
@Thehappyfatgirl Wouldn’t have thought so. Wimbledon, and the occasional big footie tournament, and that’s about it.
@Adamy323 Nothing wrong with that. Just get back out when you can. If it feels tough, do half your normal distance, just to get out there.
Right. That’s my fill of sport for the year. Good game.
@asic69 Well, we need *something* to take out Brits shouting “Come on, Andy”. Presumably Patriot missiles would be best bet.
I thought they’d installed those rooftop rockets to take out people who heckle during service at #Wimbledon?
@shezza_t Yeah, and that girl said she couldn’t get me pregnant if I stood up, too…
@Adamy323 It’s meant to be two or three times a week. Far less recently, due to laziness followed by illness…
I was feeling guilty for snacking on fruit all through the tennis. Then I realised I forgot to have lunch.
@Thehappyfatgirl @BristolBites Why thank you. *bows Bristolianly*
Ihnatko New on @Suntimes: The FBI’s been helping keep your infected PC online since Oct…but not after Sunday. suntimes.com/technology/ihn…
@BristolBites @Thehappyfatgirl Oi luvs it.
@Thehappyfatgirl Oh! Sorry, distracted by tennis. Maybe it is a Bristol thing. Only actually seen it happen in the street in Bristol…
@Thehappyfatgirl Anyway, don’t keep me in suspense! What’s “coupee down”?
@Thehappyfatgirl @BristolBites I am 39.
@Thehappyfatgirl @BristolBites I came here for a job, sometime around 1996, maybe? Never got around to leaving :)
@Thehappyfatgirl Nope. Essex boy, me.
@Thehappyfatgirl Er… no.
@BlackDogDays Thought that was the only reason they put the roof on?
Hang on. Is there a button I can push to get McEnroe commentating instead? #bbc1
@Thehappyfatgirl @Ninja_lynneja I think my usual three hours in the morning is probably enough for today. *preens*
Right. Not seen much tennis this year, which is sad, as I’ve mostly been at home. Feel like I should watch this match, at least. Sofa time.
@Ninja_lynneja @Thehappyfatgirl I had always assumed this to be the case anyway.
@Mouse_House Nice one, Mouse :) Hope you waved at Hotwells on the way past…
@sowerbyandluff If you spend any time thinking about it, you are middle-aged. Sorry.
@RamonYouseph Good, thanks. Stopped at 6K in the end. Didn’t want to overdo it after being ill for a bit.
@Thehappyfatgirl Just bear in mind that I only have the one bedroom ;)
@chubbybannister Happy birthday!
@Thehappyfatgirl Just on a bit of a cooking kick this week ;)
Post-run smoked salmon and scrambled eggs, on a bagel. instagr.am/p/M0G3cNJCzw/
What idiot bastard tracked mud all over my lounge? Oh. Wait. I live alone, don’t I?
@Mouse_House Excellent. Dress for puddles, mind, it was a bit watery here and there the other day.
So far today I’ve run from down there to up here :) Couple more km and I’m done. instagr.am/p/Mz9g2HpCwf/
Sunshine!? *rushes out of the door*