Goodnight, Twitter. Sleep tight.
@Thehappyfatgirl Thought so. Well, you can stay, as long as you don’t snore. I need lots of sleeps for walking tomorrow.
@BradleyLaw Why not call it £125,000, thus including a really nice pair of fluffy dice in the budget?
@Thehappyfatgirl So you’re in here somewhere, is what you’re saying? Or did I mistake you for a small silk cushion?
@Thehappyfatgirl I was just under there to plug something in. That’s some pretty amazing dust-bunny-and-floorboard camo you’ve got going…
This bed was made by someone who reads ‘lifestyle’ magazines. *Dumps hundredweight of extraneous cushions, pillows and throws on floor*
@hayles *sympathy* I’m at least glad I’m not alone in doing that sometimes.
@sarcastathon Have you found the router? Four times out of five these days, it’s written on the side…
@G2Bristol @guriben Indeed. I am currently just north of Windermere, so not not quite *that* visible from Bristol :)
@asic69 @Catreia @TippyTLawton Anyone need anything from Booths? Tell me in next five mins if so!
@Catreia @TippyTLawton ETA 6pm x
@Thehappyfatgirl Will do, dear.
@TippyTLawton I am prepared to buy waterproof trousers. And failing all else, I have books. #stalwartbritishholidayer
On the plus side, the view’s quite nice. instagr.am/p/NECza6JCyK/
@TippyTLawton No, motorway services depress me much more than rain.
@Thehappyfatgirl Frankley, near Birmingham.
@Thehappyfatgirl Because I’m at a motorway services. Reason enough for me. And yes, if you can get here within half hour :)
At a motorway services. Attempting to console myself with giant Custard Cream. instagr.am/p/NEA2pmpCxL/
Found this + phone no on my car. #Bristol full of honest people. instagr.am/p/NDxp4PpC7u/
Glinner Wow RT @4b5: “The giant heart formed with 6,000 oak trees which Winston Howes planted in memory of his late wife.” gu.com/p/392p8/tw
I might’ve just bought myself a secondhand LX3 as a new walkaround camera. Wonder whether I’ll like the results or not…
@Thehappyfatgirl That will probably become clear over the next few days :D
@Thehappyfatgirl I’m off Ooop North.
@Thehappyfatgirl Yo.
@hayles DAMN YOUR ONEUPWOMANSHIP
@hayles Though, to be fair, I do have a second monitor.
@hayles Is that in Full Screen? (And did you know you can pull in the sides? At least it won’t all be off to the left…)
@talkie_tim Someone’s throwing croissants at you?
@timlichfield Cool. I recognised the peeling paint on the sliding doors! Was the prettiest thing about that wall before that lighthouse!
DaveGorman The juxtaposition of these two tweets arriving side by side just made me smile: yfrog.com/es9nvqfj
@timlichfield Three Queens Lane?

timlichfield This wasn’t there last night! #Bristol #streetart pic.twitter.com/DCQkow8p

Skeptobot The only convincing defence of Fahrenheit I’ve ever seen i.imgur.com/ucOQh.jpg /via reddit
@rossoh I can think of a motion I’d like to make towards them…
@rossoh Is wriggling obligatory? I’ll just be driving past, but I’ll do my best…
@pearcafe I’d answer that question, but it would take you over my 70-character “free reply” limit and into surcharge territory.
@Indiechops @ShabbyBean I believe whips and chains can be an integral part of romance, when used in the context of a loving relationship :D
@Phooto Or maybe just replacing it with an empty square with “HERE BE DRAGONS” written across it.
@Phooto I did wonder if they were redesigning the map tile to put the international border on…

Hrm. @bbcweather abolishes Scotland. pic.twitter.com/unRHTIwv
ASPolice We’ll be tweeting all day from @ASPoliceLIVE for info on EDL and counter protests, and @ASPoliceLGBT for Pride updates
@missmcq Happy birthday!
@Mouse_House I’ll wear my new jacket. We’ll confuse the clouds.