G’night, Twitter.
@hayles I was just thinking, “Well, if it wasn’t Paul McCartney, it’d be Robbie bloody Williams…”
@panic On their way!
@panic Yup. Seven crash logs. Where would you like them sent? Ta!
psd Fly my horsemen, fly! Brian Blessed to light the torch!
@Thehappyfatgirl Bonsoir, Mrs.
@tyronem You mean I have to go through all this again tomorrow? Gah!
@guriben Have they been on yet? Remembering that Yes, Minister episode where he was warned not to arrange countries alphabetically…
I’d have slipped some made-up countries in to keep people on their toes toward the end. “Wherethefuckistan, Xylophonia, Yugoslaviaren’t…”
benhorsleyco I hope Nigeria make it through the spam filter.
@skeddy @guriben “GURIBENNNN IS INNNNNNOCENT! INNNNNOCENT!” “Hold that man in contem-” “INNNNNNNNNOCENT!”
@skeddy @guriben The nation’s favourite treasure? In my imagination, that would mean Brian Blessed shouting at the court until they gave in.
@guriben They’re probably going to ignore the drunks and the dog and nick you for a jokey tweet.
@jeffrock It’s a great Instapaper app, and it works really well on the Nexus. Being about book-sized is definitely a good form-factor.
@jukesie From many things I’ve seen, this is a very good product with some piss-poor quality control. Think I was lucky!
@waiyeehong Mind you, I nearly did. Little less chilli next time, I think…
@KaveyF Beef stir fry improv.
@rbrwr Apparently so. Hurrah!
In possibly my wisest move of the month, I am going to take my contact lenses out *before* I chop these chillies.
Hard at work. #fridayafternoon instagr.am/p/NlxDjTpCwN/
@guriben *waves from down the hill*
Search for Balloon Fiesta on Mac. Fire up Google Now on #nexus7. Shows driving directions to the Fiesta. Mildly spooky. pic.twitter.com/08KICUOr
@KaveyF Maybe they do sell illicit booze. Elaborate double-bluff! (I have been illegally served alcohol in a coffee shop myself…)
Typing. Not sure I’d call it writing, just yet. *taptaptap*
Ihnatko @hodgman Chickens are like ferrets, motorcycles, or law degrees. It’s much smarter to acquire a friend who has one than to get one yourself.
ayiasophia Don’t have opinions, ladies! RT @VagendaMagazine Cosmo’s 9 things you shouldn’t do on Twitter, one ‘anything political’ pic.twitter.com/6KtYIbIw
@jakepjohnson Hoping the screen will be in the ceiling. I want to watch the stargate sequence from _2001_ while in massive floatation tank.
@Indiechops These were minis!
@Indiechops Though I’ve got to say that the Magnum Infinity Chocolate I was introduced to last week was luuuuuuuuush.
@miguelitolj I’m just getting back into it. My power-to-weight ratio is still below par for Bristol’s hills, sadly!
@Indiechops …apart from having it straight from a van on a sunny day. So it’ll be whatever’s on the Downs this afternoon :D
@Indiechops Loved the Vee Double Moo I had on Brandon Hill the other day. But not great preference in general.
Only just recovered from cycling to Easton and back. Now it’s up the hill to the accountant. Think after that it may be ice cream time.
@ShaneHudson “This autumn”: twitter.com/kickstarter/st…
@Thehappyfatgirl Congratumalations!
@talkie_tim Well, I would have got there earlier, but I was feeding a cat.
julesmattsson Hunt’s flying bell end hits woman: Did that really happen? We live in a world beyond satire… itv.com/news/update/20…
@talkie_tim I left just before your tweet, sadly, and Dreadlocks had left before I got there, too…
It’s a tough to get to the Notification Centre preferences in #mountainlion if your dock is full. twitpic.com/ac9bcv
The #nexus7 makes for a really good Kindle device. Lovely screen, good size. Hurry up and make colour e-ink screens this fast, science.
Old haunt. @ Baristas Coffee Collective instagr.am/p/NlHclsJC99/