@Ninja_lynneja @Thehappyfatgirl Oh, I see what you mean!
@Ninja_lynneja @Thehappyfatgirl I have no idea who Bret Michaels is. I’m imagining a beautiful woman with a beard, though.
@Thehappyfatgirl @Ninja_lynneja She looks, I would say, like a stock photographer’s model’s romantic idea of a biker chick.
@Thehappyfatgirl *Peers out warily through venetian blinds*. Oh! Right.

@Ninja_lynneja @Thehappyfatgirl It’s also because I was, scarily, *actually quoting* the FB ad: pic.twitter.com/IYgVwheX
@Thehappyfatgirl If you *really* want to find me, stick the usual slightly dark alias at the end of facebook.com
@Thehappyfatgirl I AM NOT A KOALA
@Thehappyfatgirl There are a great many Matt Gibsons in the world. Why do you think I have such an odd twitter handle instead of my name? :)
@Ninja_lynneja @Thehappyfatgirl Shh! *vrooms off on Harley, picking up “biker chick” on the way*
@Thehappyfatgirl Where on *earth* are you searching?
Facebook is showing me “tank pad covers” and adverts for “women who share my passion for motorcycles”. I think a cosmic ray flipped a bit.
@guriben Possibly. I shall only know tomorrow night — will join if I can, ta :)
Ernest. @AndrewCollins on the man my dad knew for _Poseidon_, but for me was flight engineer of a certain helicopter: wherediditallgorightblog.wordpress.com/2012/07/09/a-l…
@Bristol52 @SourdoughCafe Mmmm. And Jess was making an amazing-looking quiche when I left, too. #ilovepastry :)
selfpubauther Hey @Steven_moffat Im availible for writing Dr Who books, if u want. I also think that Sherlock would mak a pretty good novel. #letsdolunch
Just over-applied post-shave moisturiser. I look like a slightly greasy ghost.
@Thehappyfatgirl That is not what I meant and you know it *pokes tongue out*
@Bristol52 Just left one of my fave lunch spots, in fact: @SourdoughCafe in St Nick’s :)
@Thehappyfatgirl Yes. For some people, it is always worth it.
@Thehappyfatgirl I should actually have been working. Got tempted out of the library by a friend. Now must work longer this afternoon…
Random grotto. @ St. Nicholas Market instagr.am/p/M3FQg-pCwN/
I have somehow ended up in @SourdoughCafe drinking green tea. instagr.am/p/M2z5mWpC67/
@MissEmmeline Okie-dokie.
Okay, that’s a walk to Baristas, a minimal Bristol Freelance Breakfast with @spyou, and a morning call with @benjohnbarnes. Back home? Hmm.
@benjohnbarnes I have a feeling this coffee shop’s Wi-Fi might not be up to Skype :)
Morning crowd @ Baristas Coffee Collective instagr.am/p/M2lp4cpC3Q/
RevRichardColes I’ve invented a Twitter work-out regime. Simply click on expand and then collapse and repeat. Four sets of ten reps. Feel the burn.
Mmmm. Almond croissant in @BaristasBristol