@KaveyF Well, if your plot’s utterly awful, your characters have to be really great, and vice versa. One of the two would at least be nice.
@tsunimee It wasn’t meant to be obvious! Was first used as a codename on the label of Dr. Who tapes so they didn’t get nicked in transit :)
@tsunimee (But you like wordplay, right? Clue’s in the name: “Torchwood” is an anagram of “Doctor Who”.)
@tsunimee Oh. Sadly, I think Torchwood is a bit crap, despite mostly liking the new Doctor Who.
@MediaBen That’s no way to talk about your Facebook friends.
@hayles Sorry, are you talking to the original me, Matt Lite, or Matt With A Dash Of Lemon?
@RellyAB Not yet. I need time to send you a stamped addressed envelope first.
@foodwinediarist And this affects you how? Are they planning on camping untidily in the view from your hotel balcony?
RT @nancyflowers: a boat just crashed next to the grain barge. so loud! oh dear. #bristol http://instagr.am/p/IqBT… <— Oopsie!
@TheChapblog I would, but I can’t figure out how. :)
Harbour. http://instagr.am/p/Ipo0…
@marcus67 For extra sarcastic joy, try holding Shift or Option when resizing.
.@zamon Stand back. I am going to REBOOT THE INTERNET.
@R2UK He was reaching for cake, wasn’t he? :) Happy birthday!
Why is half the internet not working for me today?
@lastfmsupport Is there an easy way to report shoutbox spam? Had two in last two days…
Changing meanings. “My account’s been hacked!” —
2001: “Someone else did something clever.”
2011: “I did something dumb.”
@tsunimee I’ll protect you. Last night I successfully attacked an alien stronghold armed only with Napoleonic-era cannon. #winningatdreams
Morning, @RamonYouseph! Sorry, was too busy framing that last photo to see you!
Going up. http://instagr.am/p/IoHp…