After a productive weekend, tonight I have barely got the energy to veg out.
If _Joanna Lumley’s Nile_ was both “unmissable” _and_ “unforgettable”, why are you repeating it?
madeupstats Drinking a glass of red wine every day is proven to reduce your risk of dying in a gangland turf war.
@KaveyF @bexxi Even if it did, it doesn’t do that! Don’t know much about Blackberry. Just checked the app I use; it’s iPhone/Android only :(
@RellyAB I just owned up on one of mine :) uniquesentence.com/about
wowser ‘Yours sincerely’ sounds a bit old-fashioned, so I now sign off formal letters *Sincereface*
@andybeebristol @DrHairbear Ahhhhh… Aaaaaahhhhh…. *AH-TWOOO*. *sniff*
@philipletts Take number of people arrested. Multiply by 1,000 under a Labour government, 2,500 under a Conservative government. Simple!
Oh, gawd. This is feeling less like hay fever and more like another bloody cold with every passing minute.
@bertpalmer To be fair, I have roughly as much in the ability of either to deliver.
@sizemore <waa>Bwa-da dah-*da*-dah!</waa>
@sowerbyandluff I’m *hoping* that’s Georgina…
Hmm. Interesting product, but marketing it to me by shouting things at me on Twitter is just going to put me off a bit.
Have you ever noticed how all the people who recommend computer dictation programs sound like speech synthesisers when they talk?